
Philippines-registered container ship Eastern Challenger is seen half submerged after collision with Japanese freighter Tsugaru Maru, off Tateyama, east of Tokyo, April 13, 2006. All crew members were rescued and none injured. REUTERS
A long time ago. In a galaxy far, far away.

Philippines-registered container ship Eastern Challenger is seen half submerged after collision with Japanese freighter Tsugaru Maru, off Tateyama, east of Tokyo, April 13, 2006. All crew members were rescued and none injured. REUTERS














Last Square Meter of Japanese Wilderness Found, Paved
Construction Ministry officials expressed excitement last Tuesday as they watched the nation’s last patch of wilderness get covered in concrete. The day also saw the unveiling of architect Daisuke Mori’s nationwide “Let’s Enjoy Wild” project, which uses plastic sheets and lights to “convey the peaceful aura of pure nature.”
“Some people are worried that this event will end the steady flow of irrelevant construction jobs and cash to rural Japan,” said Minister Kenichi Ebisawa; “but much of the concrete that we have already laid has become cracked from plant life desperately trying to push through. A second layer of concrete is obviously required.”
Scientists predict that by 2047, the combined weight of concrete will cause Japan to sink into the ocean. Undersea concrete reinforcing pillars are already being planned.















I know this will crush Mommy, but it looks like we're going to miss this year's Festival of the Steel Phallus in Kawasaki. The dates for this year's celebration are March 31st and April 1st, when we'll be in western Japan.
