i don't think he could wear this at home

As many of you are by now aware, despite the best efforts of teachers like Samantha and myself, the adult Japanese population has a less than stellar command of the English language. Most of the time this is harmless, but every once in awhile they produce newsstands called "Let's Kiosk" and shirts like this:


That's Naoki, one of my ever-jubilant first graders, wearing a shirt that I'm pretty sure would get him sent home from an American school. Peeking out from behind him is Shuuka, a girl in the second grade.