I'm bored at work.

"Update 28th May; Wah! I found out this originally NUCLEAR DECONTAMINATION TRUCK!!! My God! Maybe based in Lop Nor? No problem... Chinese Government say "radiation dose good for you". Proved by exploding many nuclear bombs in China, still 1.3bn people alive. Will truck glow in dark on side of A1 road? Aha! I find out by home science test. Did you know I have BSc in Organic Chemistry and also MSc? I not stupid! Here is how I test radiation...
1) Breaking egg of chicken on truck mudguard.
2) Egg not cook so Alpha levels OK.
3) Chicken with 3 legs not grow so Gamma levels OK.
4) Truck OK, not hot despite nuclear decon use.
Most people too stupid to apply common sense solutions."
-Ling's Cars

So I am surfing the internets today and I came across a terribly funny link. It's for a car leasing service in the UK run by a woman from Changdu. Her site is the funniest thing I have ever read in my life. Don't browse casually, read closely. She apparently parks a truck that is meant to look like it has a nuclear missile on it with her business name on the A1, she sends out a free lunch to 10 website visitors a day (noodles + unhealthy marshmallow cone or healthy dried plum that is "delicious but may cause big shit." and tea or coffee. She will send you Chinese money... she'll even send a copy of Mao's 1960 Little Red Book. If this woman opened shop in the States I would totally lease a car from her for the LOL factor.

Ling's Cars